I made the mistake of trying to load this beast into the truck by myself Saturday. Some friends gave it to us for free...by free they meant I had to pick it up and take it home by myself (mind you, they have 4 teenage boys who were in the house, likely laughing their tails off or absorbed in some mind-numbing video game, at the time of this attempt).
I removed the thing from the ground, but by the time I tried to tip it into the truck I could feel the weight compressing my spine and I could feel myself sinking like quicksand - except I wasn't actually sinking, I was just getting shorter.
I was too lazy to take it apart, so this was the most "time efficient" way of bringing it home. Now my back is all out of whack and it's a good thing the Chuck Norris Routine (CNR) doesn't start until June 2nd.
